- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

justin beiber sucks

Your gay

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

my penis

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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