Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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