- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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