wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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