Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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I love alchohol!

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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