- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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