- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

a black man walks out of popeyes

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Neil is a reterd.

Your mom.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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