- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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