whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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