Equal rights!

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Donald Trump.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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