Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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