- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Poker face

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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