- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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