What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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y u no like me joke?

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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