- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

No your aunties a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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