- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

feminism

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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