- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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