- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Sloths

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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