- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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