- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

your no better than a cockroach

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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