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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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