- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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