- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Moral

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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