- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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