Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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