I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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hi

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Pianos.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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