- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

the NAACP

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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