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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

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