- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

breasts

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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