What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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