- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What is older than history?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

you give like i give lomain

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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