What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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