What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

roy g biv

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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