- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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