- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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