What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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all your base are belong to mark

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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FUS RO DAH!!!

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Penis

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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