Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Once, I went to Peru.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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