Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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the game

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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