- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

VAL SUCKS

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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