- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A muslim walks into a gun shop

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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