What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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