- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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