A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

outside your comfort zone

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Anti Joke

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