Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A van drives into a car.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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