- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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