- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

nothing

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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