- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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