Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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