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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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