What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Seven

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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