- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

hello anomonous

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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