- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's circular and round A circle

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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