- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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