Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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hi penis ham telephone

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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