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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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