Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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What is the name of the car? What

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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