- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car