- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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