There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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What's the new green? Green

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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