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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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