- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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