- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

sky's sty

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why can't jokes spit?

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

i had sex.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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