- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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