My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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VITAMIN C!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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