A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Equal rights!

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

womans having rights.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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