- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats green? The color green.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.