- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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