- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

So one time there was this woman learning...

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*