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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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