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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

Knock knock knock OCD

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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