- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Womans baksetball...

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

David Cameron

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

woman's rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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