- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

yolo your orange looks orange

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

hey guys im gay

Women's rights

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

I was watching Fox news.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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