- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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