I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

who do we all like george goodburn

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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