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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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