- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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