Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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