How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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Okay.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Who is it?

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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