- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Okay.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Your mam is so fat.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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