- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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