- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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