Drew Knowles is gay

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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What? Why?

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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world society

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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