- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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