Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

If you were a pie I'd eat you

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Andoni was here

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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