A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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