Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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