- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Knock knock Fuck off!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Your big dick.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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